Moopsy Information Supersoft Tee

Cute? Yes. Cuddly? Sure. But let’s not forget this little menace’s favourite pastime: sucking the marrow out of anyone unlucky enough to share a room. This T-shirt celebrates the galaxy’s sweetest-looking bone-drinker, straight from Lower Decks.

It’s part public safety warning, part inside joke, and entirely ridiculous. Slip it on, and let people know you support your local skeleton extractor.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!